"How many of us have hit a deer with our car? Out here in lovely little Nebraska, it's suprising the number of people who voiced yes. And even more suprising is the number of people who can say that they've hit more than one deer, and sometimes with the same vehicle. 'What all this on about deer?' you may ask. The other day while driving a friend of mine out to another friend of mine's house in the country I was telling her all about the time after hanging out in Lincoln, and dropping my friend off at her house in the country that a deer came out of the cornfield deciding to attack my mother's van. I hit it on the left side, broke the headlight and smashed up the radiator, and bambie went flying into the ditch and started thrashing around...the deer made good jerky, my daddy came and got it and smoked it up. Well back to telling my friend about the deer on the ride to my other friends house. Exactly when I said that another deer, all-of-a-sudden-like come up and sideswipe my van. If it didn't stop, and pull a hard left on the gravel I would have killed it. Now my friend was totally oblivious to my almost hitting another deer that I through the van in reverse to go show her the deer. But low in behold the deer was behind my van! And I hit the fucking deer! With my fucking van! Same van as before! Isn't that kewl!"
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