ArtsPreserve Short from Regional Police Report:Oblivious animals, an uncouth spouse and some suspicious kids

Southeast of Broken Bow.
A horse is in a field. Stated horse is
not supposed to be there. Also, there are horses in pasture on east side of road. Dispatch made contact with possible owner of horses, who stated someone would
go and check on reported equine. Contacted party called back and
advised the two reported animals are actually donkeys and not theirs.
Dispatch called residence of subject who may own donkeys
and left message on answering machine.
And on Cozad Road the cattle are out. Dispatch contacted possible livestock owner, who advised he would go and check on cattle. Later, on 300 Blk South Hwy 183,
Sargent Police Chief advised of 2 Llamas running loose on roadway
at above location.
Meanwhile, local resident is making a complaint about kids dragging cats around town
behind vehicles. Officer paged and advised of complaint. Hours later, a Callaway vehicle is stopped at corner and kids "are acting suspicious." Deputy advised
and later made contact with vehicle at another location.
All is 10-4.
Until...
Rural Mason City.
"My spouse has injected himself with livestock vaccination
and needs an ambulance."
Mason City ambulance is paged, responds
and transports subject.

The End.