Well, it looks like Julie Diegel at Uni Place Art isn't going to put up the "Ron'Olla Podrida!" show. We might of had over 10 visual and performing artists' ready to contribute to the all Ron Halverson theme show and Julie pulled the plug. Julie (above) is standing in front of a giclee print (Hey, did somebody say ZHEE-CLAY!?) from artist Doug "Woolly Loco" Gato. Thanks to Doug and all the other giclee artists who helped with this project and spent months on their work; especially our own Missa Rodeo who used all her pastels and rope. We'll try again soon. Sorry.

In fact, we might have to go forward with the "KETV 7 Weather Team" show instead. Well, actually the all Andrea Bredow show. We like Bill and Chuck, but come on...really.

¡Hola lectores de ArtsPreserve! Mi nombre es Tim y un artista aquí en Nebraska. ¡Bien, no soy realmente artista (like Thalia)... que soy un wannabe, pero soy el intentar seguro! I seguro desea aprender que todo sobre arte y éste sea el lugar a comenzar. ¡Charla con ya ' más. Univision.
P.S.~Consulta Astrologica Walter Mercado

Craft Talk with Slade Badiner
First things first: Gillian's work in this year's Turner prize.
Go hump a door. I'll show you ass pics.
You want to know what was breathtaking in its richness? I loved Perm "# 1 stiff" Nipples show in the make-shift shack downtown. That's right, I loved it. Dark, sad, sexual, stupid and brilliant...actually, how about we stop using the word brilliant to describe artwork around here? Do I have a ringtone? NO.
Do I want to visit your female hair loss site? NO.
Would I listen to Rick "SCTV" Moranis's Country CD? I would. Read the lyrics.
Do I like crap shrimp at art openings? Sure. Why not. When I'm hungry I'll eat anything. Get me drunk every first friday, I don't care. Pack them in with wine boxes and ham. I'm no snob. Forget the artwork. I'll just walk up to knickerbockers or get a tattoo. Now, for the chick that sent me her pubic hair drawing, thanks. That was a butterfly, right? Email me something. I'll get it, you little brat you. Mapplethorpe and Serrano are still being used by the government to put chasity belts on artists. Unreal. For now that's it. Go write on your hand cause I'm going to go watch a performance of some guy masterbating between two kittens. Should be fun.

It's after 3:00 in the morning October 7, 2005. We're just getting started. Just hold your horses.